Kerstin – Editor. Kerstin spends a lot of time sitting in bars, staring intently at total strangers. She is devoted to literature and makes snarky comments about popular culture. In her spare time, she fights crime in a catsuit and plots to overthrow evil dictatorships. She is camera-shy, so there are few recorded sightings of her in the wild.
Jordan – “You don’t look like you’re from Joburg,” said a girl I met at the pub. “Hello Mr Colgate!” said a friend upon seeing me. “You’re getting fat,” said that friend’s brother, upon seeing me. “You look just like Jesus did when he was your age,” said an old lady in a restaurant. “You look so sexy when you read your book in public,” remarked a very creepy anonymous Facebook user in a post about me. “Are you sure you don’t smoke weed?” asked a speculative acquaintance. If this doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about me, I would not be surprised, because that was actually quite an arbitrary collection of observations made of me recently. But just know this much: If you’re looking for a smiley, fattening, sexily book-reading guy who looks like a high Jesus and is definitely not from Johannesburg… Then that’s an oddly specific thing to look for, but you’ve found your guy.