Chelsea Haith is perpetually tired and has made an art of complaining about it. She enjoys serenading her neighbour’s cat with terrible Tracy Chapman covers on her guitar and baking banana bread, which is known to have magical healing properties. Her ability to parallel park is world-renowned. When not chained to her desk she likes to drive too fast, ask South African musicians personal questions and imagine what life would be like if we all just did exactly what we wanted to in every moment of every day.
Sarah B – Editor. Sarah spends most of her time with her nose stuck in a book or pressed against the screen of her camera. She is obsessed with cats, so beware. If you get too close to her you will be subjected to photos of her furry friends. She fully believes that she could be a brilliant game ranger in the Kruger Park…if only she didn’t hate snakes and all insects, and wasn’t allergic to long grass.
Jordan – “You don’t look like you’re from Joburg,” said a girl I met at the pub. “Hello Mr Colgate!” said a friend upon seeing me. “You’re getting fat,” said that friend’s brother, upon seeing me. “You look just like Jesus did when he was your age,” said an old lady in a restaurant. “You look so sexy when you read your book in public,” remarked a very creepy anonymous Facebook user in a post about me. “Are you sure you don’t smoke weed?” asked a speculative acquaintance. If this doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about me, I would not be surprised, because that was actually quite an arbitrary collection of observations made of me recently. But just know this much: If you’re looking for a smiley, fattening, sexily book-reading guy who looks like a high Jesus and is definitely not from Johannesburg… Then that’s an oddly specific thing to look for, but you’ve found your guy.